serabui:

FUc& you

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▶ Time for a bit of a rhyme…

Johnny was a chemist.

Johnny is no more.

What Johnny thought was H20…

was H2S04.

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photojojo:

In June of 2009, a rare total solar eclipse blanketed certain portions of the planet in total darkness. Czech photographer Miloslav Druckmüller traveled to the middle of the Pacific ocean to the Marshall Islands to capture the incredible event.

To create the photos above, he compiled over 40 images shot from two different cameras.

Total Solar Eclipse Captured From the Middle of the Ocean

via Notcot

artissimo:

Illustration Now!

amandaonwriting:

Figurative Language - Definitions (Source)

asktricksterhelmsman:

importantpugge:

these are geodes made from candy

amazing

so pretty

So I hear faint music/voices outside. It’s 3am. The dog is nervous about something and keeps whuffing and moving around.
And the clock just chimed three and about scared me out of my skin.
And the dog is still all antsy about something. 
*turns off all the lights and lowers brightness on monitor* >__>a

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

So I’m sitting here, waiting for the dog to come back in so that I can go to bed, and I hear a loud, weird sound outside somewhere that sounds like a cross between a groan and a shout.
I am too drowsy for my imagination not to take that and run with it to places I need it to not be going right before I try to sleep.
Dog hurry up and tap on the door jesus christ I want to turn the lights out

akeli:

magicalnaturetour:

A fennec fox walks against the wind in Morocco. The fennec, or desert fox, is a small nocturnal fox found in the Sahara Desert in North Africa. (© Francisco Mingorance/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest)

sooo cute

eldochflamma:

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about. 

Soprano Sauron. 

Somebody send help.

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